cue one of the biggest hissy fits I have had in ages...
Had a new haircut a couple of weeks ago (see Tilda Swinton at Cannes) and so all weekend family members who have not seen me in a while are like, ooooooo nice hair, makes your face look thiner! wow!, this went on all night until i BURST
No it is not my haircut I HAVE LOST WEIGHT you bunch of wallies!
oh and I did not say ##'@'s">wallies....@:?>##'@'s